Oh, poop!

First, let me say .... Caleb has been doing a wonderful job potty training. He hasn't had an accident during the day and we're up to 6 nights in a row that he's woken up dry. In fact, he's begging and pleading to wear underwear all night long, which I'll let him do when we get to 10 dry nights in a row. Pretty good for a kid who was wearing diapers a little over a week ago! But, today he got a little cocky.... (You knew there HAD to be a story right??? LOL!!)

While I was downstairs, I heard the toilet flush. Pretty scary, since *I* empty his little potty chair into the big one. I put Andrew in his swing and RUSH upstairs only to find my worst nightmare...

Evidently, while he was pooping, he stood up to check his progress. In doing so, he got poop on the seat of his little toilet. Being the "helpful" kid that he is, he decides it's a good idea to pick it up with his BARE HANDS, and throw it in my toilet. (Hence the flush I heard). He then sits back down, only to realize he's got a fist full of poop, and decides to WIPE IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR. Oh. My. Goodness. Are you kidding me?

To top it off, I keep Clorox disinfecting wipes in the bathroom and out in plain sight (for obvious reasons), and since he's got poop all over his backside, he grabs those and wipes his bum. I'd think it'd burn, but not about to give it a whirl and find out! LOL!!

As soon as he hears me running upstairs, he walks to the door -- beaming. He couldn't have been more proud. I just had to sigh... Here is my little boy, proud as the proverbial peacock, with poop smeared all over his bum, the toilet, his jeans, and the floor. Oh, and when he turns around, I find a Clorox wipes stuck to his butt. Holy cow...